June 4, 2011

Something crazy going down.

Rip is writing all over his chalkboard again.

NEW UNIVERSE NEW US or something.

I hope it doesn’t mean what I think he thinks it means.

June 1, 2011

Rip’s time sphere messed up again.

Threw me into an alternate dimension. Was attacked by some red-and-blue web guy with a really bad sense of humor.

It was nice though. Well, aside from the crazy guys that all have a hammer fetish.

And that one Steel Guy or whatever. He was a dick. A total dick.

I won’t be going back there anytime soon.

June 1, 2011 • 1 note •

bluebeetleii:

So this big, illiterate, green guy comes flying through some portal. He starts screaming about smashing things, and yelling in third person. It looks like he tired himself out trying to chase Booster when Booster called him stupid.

Oh no he just ate everything in the fridge.

EVERYTHING

The Insatiable Bulk or whatever his name was? God. I’d hate to live in that universe, probably has other creepers like some guy who’s whole schtick is patriotism or something.

GOOD THING BATMAN STOPPED HIM THOUGH AND THREW HIM BACK IN THE PORTAL.

I WAS ABOUT TO GET ALL MACHO ON HIM BECAUSE HE ATE MY TAQUITOS.

May 29, 2011 • 4 notes • timetravellingbadass

Ted stole my costume again…

bluebeetleii:

timetravellingbadass:

He ruined my image with the ladies.

All of the ladies.

All of them. Let’s just say what Metropolis saw on the largest television in the world was not a good sight.

Oh you know you loved what you saw, Booster. Everyone did.

I DID NOT

(via )

May 29, 2011 • 4 notes

Ted stole my costume again…

He ruined my image with the ladies.

All of the ladies.

All of them. Let’s just say what Metropolis saw on the largest television in the world was not a good sight.

May 29, 2011 • 1 note
Q
So what kinda things do ya like to do for fun, Boost?

Feel free to be as descriptive as you want.
pliablepaladin
A

I like going back in time and doing crazy stuff like giving people future technology just to see how the timeline changes.

I always put it back to normal, though.

May 28, 2011 • 2 notes
Q
Can I get a piece o' that muscley, football-playin' booty?
pliablepaladin
A

I’m sorry, Ted already has dibs.

May 28, 2011 • 1 note

You 21st century people…

What is it with you and wheels? Everything has wheels. It’d be so much easier if you just used the thingamabob that makes the stuff with gravity disappear.

May 28, 2011 • 4 notes •

Let me put a great image in your head.

pliablepaladin:

bluebeetleii:

Walking into a room where Fire and Ice were trying on summer bikinis.

The pain was worth it.

 You lucky dog, you!

I was there. His pain was sponsored by Shaq.

IcyHot, for real.

May 28, 2011 • 7 notes •

Nothing is happening…

pliablepaladin:

timetravellingbadass:

pliablepaladin:

bluebeetleii:

I’M SO BORED.

Come on where is a monster attack when you need one…

 I could change into a dinosaur if you want.

Will the dinosaur have your normal sized head?

Please say it will

 If you want.

Why.

Are you..

Are you into that.

Ted is.